Hoy - 8:02 am.
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
(vía poowah)
Be yourself!
Follow me!
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
(vía cesarlovesmarkfoster)
(vía unexotic)
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
(vía cesarlovesmarkfoster)
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
(vía dull-as-dish-water)
when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
(vía dull-as-dish-water)
